GARDEN BITCH

Garden Like You Give A Fuck.

About this Bitch

1940swoman

Who am I?

The last gasp in a long line of garden bitches who have been passing down all this valuable shit for generations. So sit up, pay attention, and learn something bitch.

 

Where do I garden?

In my garden, bitch…. where did you think?

 

Do I have a job?

Yeah – you don’t see any big-ass ads on here for fertilizers and “proven” bullshit, do you?

 

Where do I live?

Not in your fucking neighborhood, bitch – that’s for sure.

 

How often do I write Garden Bitch?

When I fucking feel like it and I have some time.

3 Comments

  1. Well, you are nervier than me, but we seem to have the same at-ti-tude…

  2. Jdcxxx@yahoo.com

    April 2, 2014 at 9:09 pm

    are you fucking married Garden Bitch?

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