About this Bitch
Who am I?
The last gasp in a long line of garden bitches who have been passing down all this valuable shit for generations. So sit up, pay attention, and learn something bitch.
Where do I garden?
In my garden, bitch…. where did you think?
Do I have a job?
Yeah – you don’t see any big-ass ads on here for fertilizers and “proven” bullshit, do you?
Where do I live?
Not in your fucking neighborhood, bitch – that’s for sure.
How often do I write Garden Bitch?
When I fucking feel like it and I have some time.